1 00:00:11,320 --> 00:00:14,200 - Do you― - So, I― Oh, you go. - Sorry. 2 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:19,080 I didn't really have anything to say. 3 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,879 - Hey, Michael. - Yep. - I have something to say. 4 00:00:24,880 --> 00:00:27,160 Send him through. 5 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,280 - I should― - You should go in. 6 00:00:38,880 --> 00:00:41,919 I just pull this book. 7 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:43,920 - No way. - Yeah. 8 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:47,679 Wow. What are you gonna put in there? 9 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:49,880 I'm thinking a... chair. 10 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,519 - Oh yeah. A chair would be good. - Yeah. 11 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:54,520 Or maybe, like... 12 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:58,399 No, yeah, I reckon a chair. 13 00:00:58,400 --> 00:01:00,119 Yeah. 14 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:00,999 Yeah, a chair. 15 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,079 Can we start the meeting? 16 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:05,080 Anderson is missing. 17 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,520 Anderson... is missing. 18 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:13,199 - Where is he? - We don't know. He's missing. That's what missing is. 19 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,519 - Oh my gosh ― scary. - It is scary. 20 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:19,359 Also, the documents we intercepted on the train... have vanished. 21 00:01:19,360 --> 00:01:22,359 Why would Australia want a list of every farm in New Zealand? 22 00:01:22,360 --> 00:01:24,439 We don't know. Michael, 23 00:01:24,440 --> 00:01:28,359 I'm sending you to the Abel Tasman National Park. - You think Anderson's there? 24 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,399 I don't know, but someone is shipping a heck of a lot of herbicide there, 25 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,399 and I wanna know why. - I'm in. 26 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,519 Good stuff. You leave in two hours. 27 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:37,599 Go and see Pellet. 28 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:39,600 - Now? - Yes, now! 29 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,559 What am I doing? 30 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,199 Your mission, is... equally as important. 31 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,199 I need you to go to Wellington 32 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:52,719 and apologise to Jim Marshall for tranquillising him. 33 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,399 - Are you joking? - I'm not joking. - I tranquillised him. 34 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:59,319 I made himtranquil. - He's a member of Parliament, 35 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:01,679 and, technically, he hadn't committed treason yet, 36 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:05,639 and he's demanding an in-person apology. 37 00:02:05,640 --> 00:02:07,919 - I quit. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. - I'm handing in my gun. 38 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,800 And I'm handing in my badge. I quit. 39 00:02:10,960 --> 00:02:14,919 - We don't even issue badges. - I made my own, boss. 40 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,920 I made my own. 41 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,039 I think badges are more of a police thing. 42 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:25,240 Wristwatches are one thing, but this 43 00:02:25,360 --> 00:02:27,879 is a whole different kettle of fish. 44 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,999 - I already have two wristwatches. - Trust me. 45 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:33,599 It's completely water resistant. Up to 50m. - Whoa. 46 00:02:33,600 --> 00:02:35,800 And totally smash proof. 47 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,320 I've been scammed. 48 00:02:46,560 --> 00:02:48,759 - Where did you get it? - Caleb. 49 00:02:48,760 --> 00:02:51,359 - What? - He's my sister's boyfriend, Caleb. 50 00:02:51,360 --> 00:02:53,359 What about these? 51 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:57,199 - You gave me jeans last time. - Jeans are good. - I agree, jeans are good, 52 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,160 but do you do anything that's not jeans or wristwatches? 53 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:04,559 Oh! I can give you this. 54 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,679 So, if used properly, it will allow you to breathe underwater. 55 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:11,519 - I know. I've snorkelled. - Caleb hasn't gone anywhere near this. 56 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:15,479 Let's just test. Can you just let me know if you feel this? 57 00:03:15,480 --> 00:03:19,440 - Yeah, I felt it. - And put your mouth to her. 58 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:21,559 Oh f― 59 00:03:21,560 --> 00:03:23,999 Sorry. I don't know why we would do that. 60 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,000 - Thank you. - Yeah. 61 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:46,040 Stop, Michael. Come here, or they'll shoot you. 62 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,080 Kneel. 63 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,239 - Take out your mouthpiece. - You've been a bad guy this whole time? 64 00:04:04,240 --> 00:04:06,239 I'm Australian. 65 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,839 If that's what you consider a bad guy, then yes. 66 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:13,479 - You're Australian? - Yeah. I have a thick Australian accent. 67 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,479 - Well, what about me? - What do you mean? 68 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,359 - Well, did you actually even like me? - No. You're annoying. 69 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,359 You don't mean that. ― I do. 70 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:24,039 I would never have a crush on someone like you. 71 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,919 - But we kissed on the lips. - Yeah, and I hated it. You're awkward as hell. 72 00:04:27,920 --> 00:04:30,799 Well,... you're weird. 73 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,799 - She's not. - You don't know her! - Yeah, I do. 74 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:35,959 - Shut up. - Why don'tyoushut up? -You shut up. 75 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:37,960 Oh! 76 00:05:03,960 --> 00:05:05,960 Enjoy your stay 77 00:05:14,840 --> 00:05:16,840 Welcome to Paradise. 78 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,480 Anderson? 79 00:05:23,800 --> 00:05:27,159 Ta-da. - Wait ― is it actually Paradise here? 80 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,160 - No. - Oh man. 81 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:35,560 Are you crying? 82 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:40,560 Why are you crying? Because we're in this prison? 83 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:43,400 Why are you crying, then? 84 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:47,439 - Misty. - Yeah. She's bad. 85 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:51,520 Oh. 86 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,800 You were romantically involved. 87 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:59,120 Do you love her? 88 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,400 Then why are you crying, then? 89 00:06:02,560 --> 00:06:04,560 Because I'm a bad spy. 90 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,079 I wish I could say that's not true. 91 00:06:07,080 --> 00:06:09,080 But it is true. 92 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:11,959 You're a really bad spy. 93 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,359 You're terrible in tight situations, you have a shocking memory. 94 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:19,239 You get hospitalised every other day, and you got completely duped by Misty. 95 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,240 - Yeah. - But. 96 00:06:22,160 --> 00:06:24,240 But, Michael. But, uh... 97 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:27,600 But, but... 98 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,760 But... 99 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,560 But. 100 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:40,040 Oh, uh... 101 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:45,719 But, uh... You... I... 102 00:06:45,720 --> 00:06:47,720 But... 103 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:53,679 Uh... mm... 104 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:57,319 Oh! Didn't― You were the one― No― Oh, you weren't there then. 105 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,320 But. But. But. But. 106 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:00,999 But! 107 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,359 Come on! 108 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,679 It's OK. I feel better now. 109 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,680 Oh. Perfect. 110 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:11,080 You're welcome. It's just what I do. 111 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:15,960 - Goodbye. - Shorter. 112 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,159 B― Uh, bye. 113 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,160 Second syllable. 114 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,920 Bull. Bull. 115 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,560 Combine. 116 00:07:26,160 --> 00:07:28,360 Goodbye, bull. Good bull. 117 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:32,639 Sorry ― I've not read many books. - The Bible. 118 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,639 - How long have you been standing there? - Five seconds. 119 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:39,600 - You're not welcome here. - You're not in any position to tell me where I'm welcome. 120 00:07:40,120 --> 00:07:44,079 Michael, Mr Green has requested your company at dinner tonight. 121 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,199 - He's not talking to you. - That's fine. He doesn't need to say anything ― 122 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,199 he just needs to be ready at seven. 123 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,359 - He'll see how he's feeling. - It's compulsory. - Well, 124 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:56,319 he doesn't have to do anything he doesn't want to do. - If he refuses, we'll kill him. 125 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:00,000 He'll be there. He's looking forward to it. 126 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:03,519 Yeah. You're gonna have to go. Sorry, I... 127 00:08:03,520 --> 00:08:05,613 I didn't expect her to say, 'kill him.' 128 00:08:10,053 --> 00:08:12,733 How long you been a vegetarian? 129 00:08:15,013 --> 00:08:17,013 Are you mad about Misty? 130 00:08:18,973 --> 00:08:22,252 You thought she liked you. That's sweet. 131 00:08:22,253 --> 00:08:24,492 Why is this table so long? 132 00:08:24,493 --> 00:08:27,212 That's what you wanna know? You don't want to know my evil plan? 133 00:08:27,213 --> 00:08:31,172 - What's your evil plan? - Now, that's a good question. 134 00:08:31,173 --> 00:08:35,132 Do you know who New Zealand and Australia's biggest export partner is? 135 00:08:35,133 --> 00:08:37,133 - Yep. - Who is it? 136 00:08:38,173 --> 00:08:41,492 - I'm not saying. - OK. Well, I don't think you know. - I do. 137 00:08:41,493 --> 00:08:44,572 - It's England. - I know. - Hmm. Well, I don't think you did. 138 00:08:44,573 --> 00:08:48,373 But in one month, England are joining the EEC ― 139 00:08:48,493 --> 00:08:52,452 the European Economic Community. - Community. - This is bad news for us. 140 00:08:52,453 --> 00:08:56,132 We're both scrambling to try and find new trade partners. 141 00:08:56,133 --> 00:09:00,092 New Zealand was very close to striking a deal with India. 142 00:09:00,093 --> 00:09:03,532 That is, until you, uh, killed their Foreign Minister. 143 00:09:03,533 --> 00:09:05,533 Swaran! 144 00:09:05,773 --> 00:09:07,853 That wasn't us. 145 00:09:08,133 --> 00:09:10,133 I know. - It was us. 146 00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:14,652 But India think it was you. They backed out of the deal. 147 00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:17,532 You're now in talks with Japan and America. 148 00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:19,533 Beef, wine, 149 00:09:19,853 --> 00:09:23,492 wool. - And how is Australia getting on? - We can't get a look in. 150 00:09:23,493 --> 00:09:27,452 So we're doing something about it. At 1600 hours tomorrow― 151 00:09:27,453 --> 00:09:30,572 - What's that in normal time? - You don't know 24-hour time? 152 00:09:30,573 --> 00:09:32,653 I just like normal time. 153 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:36,812 It's easy. You just go up to 12 and keep going. So, for instance, 1600 hours― 154 00:09:36,813 --> 00:09:40,412 I'm not interested in knowing. I likenormaltime. 155 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,452 It's good. - OK. Well, 156 00:09:42,453 --> 00:09:44,653 tomorrow at 1600 hours... 157 00:09:45,613 --> 00:09:48,213 Exodus. - You're leaving? - No. 158 00:09:48,453 --> 00:09:51,452 We're not leaving ― it's the code name of the operation. 159 00:09:51,453 --> 00:09:54,412 It's a reference to The Ten Plagues of Egypt. - That sounds scary. 160 00:09:54,413 --> 00:09:58,374 - Yeah. But, instead of 10 plagues, we'll only need two. - Please don't say river of blood. 161 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:02,332 We're gonna kill your crops, and we're gonna kill your livestock. 162 00:10:02,333 --> 00:10:06,292 And in doing so, we're gonna kill your piece-of-shit country. 163 00:10:06,293 --> 00:10:09,492 That is not a nice way to talk about my country. 164 00:10:09,493 --> 00:10:11,692 Tomorrow, at 1600 hours, 165 00:10:11,693 --> 00:10:14,052 we're shipping out 300 tons of herbicide 166 00:10:14,053 --> 00:10:16,212 and poisoned livestock food. 167 00:10:16,213 --> 00:10:20,172 It'll then be trucked to our airstrip, where it'll be loaded on one hundred planes. 168 00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:22,172 On my signal, 169 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:25,332 they'll go and drop it on every farm and vineyard in this― 170 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:29,293 - Do not say it again. ...piece-of-shit country. - You are gonna regret saying that. 171 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:33,372 - Oh. Really - And you're gonna regret telling me that whole evil plan. 172 00:10:33,373 --> 00:10:35,653 Why? What are you gonna do? 173 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:39,253 I guess... escape and go and tell my boss. 174 00:10:40,933 --> 00:10:43,372 Mr Green. Sorry to interrupt, 175 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:46,492 but we found this man kayaking on the south of the island. 176 00:10:46,493 --> 00:10:48,493 - Is he one of yours? - No. 177 00:10:48,653 --> 00:10:51,332 So you wouldn't care if I took his life right now? 178 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,894 - No, I definitely wouldn't want you to do that. - But you said you don't know him. 179 00:10:54,895 --> 00:10:57,692 Yeah, I don't know him, but that doesn't mean I'd be fine with you killing him. 180 00:10:57,693 --> 00:11:00,132 - He might be a bad person. - But chances are he's not. 181 00:11:00,133 --> 00:11:02,692 - I reckon chances are he is. - I'm not. 182 00:11:02,693 --> 00:11:04,852 Don't talk to me. 183 00:11:04,853 --> 00:11:07,012 Don't youevertalk to me. 184 00:11:07,013 --> 00:11:10,652 - Don't do this. I'm telling you, please don't do this. - But he doesn't work with you. 185 00:11:10,653 --> 00:11:13,012 I have never seen this man before in my life. 186 00:11:13,013 --> 00:11:16,172 Does anyone know you here? 187 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:20,052 You can answer me. - No one knows I'm here. I swear. 188 00:11:24,173 --> 00:11:26,373 Insane answer. 189 00:11:27,373 --> 00:11:29,453 Oh. You didn't like that? 190 00:11:31,613 --> 00:11:35,532 Do you want some tiramisu? - That doesn't really feel appropriate. 191 00:11:35,533 --> 00:11:38,212 - Cos I killed that guy? - Yeah, I reckon... 192 00:11:38,213 --> 00:11:40,852 we should wait a little bit before we crack into some tiramisu. 193 00:11:40,853 --> 00:11:44,412 - How long? - An hour. At least an hour. 194 00:11:44,413 --> 00:11:46,413 An hour. 195 00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:50,813 - Handmade? - Handmade. 196 00:11:51,373 --> 00:11:53,373 Maybe half an hour. 197 00:11:56,413 --> 00:11:58,413 Violin. 198 00:11:58,693 --> 00:12:00,693 Guitar. 199 00:12:01,213 --> 00:12:03,213 The Sound of Music. 200 00:12:04,813 --> 00:12:07,413 - Sue! -Sue. - Fellas. 201 00:12:07,653 --> 00:12:10,692 - How could you see my act out? - I didn't, but I just heard 202 00:12:10,693 --> 00:12:14,412 'The Sound of...' What else could it have been? - The sound of guitar? 203 00:12:14,413 --> 00:12:18,292 - Yeah, but, like, that's not a movie. - Might be. 204 00:12:18,293 --> 00:12:21,572 - Misty's bad. - That makes sense. She was weird. 205 00:12:21,573 --> 00:12:25,532 Thank you. The guard tried telling me she wasn't weird. 206 00:12:25,533 --> 00:12:27,532 -I've gone rogue. - What? 207 00:12:27,533 --> 00:12:30,532 I quit the agency, and I went rogue. 208 00:12:30,533 --> 00:12:33,213 Cool. We have to move fast. 209 00:12:33,773 --> 00:12:37,173 This is thermite. It burns through iron. 210 00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:40,852 Just don't let it drip on you. 211 00:12:40,853 --> 00:12:42,853 Whoa. 212 00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:51,452 - Wait. I have just realised something. - That the gap is tiny. 213 00:12:51,453 --> 00:12:54,092 - The gap is quite tiny. - Do you have any more thermite? 214 00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:56,612 Pellet just gave me this little fricking thing. 215 00:12:56,613 --> 00:13:00,492 - Yeah, I'm not gonna fit through that tiny hole. - This is a problem. 216 00:13:00,493 --> 00:13:03,572 Wait. I have an idea. 217 00:13:03,573 --> 00:13:06,373 But you guys aren't gonna like it. 218 00:13:31,653 --> 00:13:34,132 I'm glad we went with Sue's idea. Mine was bad. 219 00:13:34,133 --> 00:13:37,733 I don't know where we would have got dresses from, let alone cinema-grade wigs. 220 00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:56,253 Here. 221 00:14:08,293 --> 00:14:10,293 Who are you guys? 222 00:14:10,973 --> 00:14:12,973 - Us? - Yeah. 223 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,533 My name is Simon Somerset. 224 00:14:16,653 --> 00:14:19,572 - I'm Michael Anderson. - That's your― - What? 225 00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:21,573 - OK. - You guys new? 226 00:14:22,173 --> 00:14:24,173 Yeah. - Brand new. 227 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:27,653 - Why are you wearing a wetsuit? - Huh? 228 00:14:27,813 --> 00:14:30,413 Why are you wearing awetsuit? 229 00:14:31,173 --> 00:14:34,173 You can... tell him... the reason. 230 00:14:35,293 --> 00:14:37,373 Well, if you wanna know, 231 00:14:38,213 --> 00:14:42,172 basically, I have a condition with my sweat glands, 232 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,852 where I sweat profusely for 24 hours 233 00:14:44,853 --> 00:14:46,852 every single day. 234 00:14:46,853 --> 00:14:49,652 But the good news is that it is only 235 00:14:49,653 --> 00:14:52,812 my torso and my arms, 236 00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:55,412 but not my head or my hands that are affected by it. 237 00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:58,612 - So the wetsuit absorbs the sweat. - The wetsuit absorbs the sweat. 238 00:14:58,613 --> 00:15:01,852 Before the wet suit... - It― 239 00:15:01,853 --> 00:15:04,412 - ...my clothes were getting drenched. - Mm, mm. It must― I mean, 240 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:06,532 that must have been incredibly tough. - That was very tough. 241 00:15:06,533 --> 00:15:09,692 The kids at school, they used to go, 'Oh, he's peed his pants.' 242 00:15:09,693 --> 00:15:12,372 Oh, he's peed his shirt. - He's peed his shirt? - Yeah, 243 00:15:12,373 --> 00:15:15,252 like I'd peed up into my shirt. - Right, but how could they have thought you'd peed 244 00:15:15,253 --> 00:15:18,692 upthebackof your shirt? - That's exactly what I tried telling them, but― 245 00:15:18,693 --> 00:15:21,372 - Doesn't even make sense, but... - I know. - ...yet, the bullying continued. 246 00:15:21,373 --> 00:15:23,373 - The bullying continued. - Cos children... 247 00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,333 How much do you get paid? 248 00:15:29,453 --> 00:15:31,492 35c an hour. 249 00:15:31,493 --> 00:15:34,892 - 35c. That's less than minimum wage. - What's your point? 250 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:37,732 My point is you are doing way too good of a job, 251 00:15:37,733 --> 00:15:39,733 my friend. 252 00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:43,613 You don't wanna shoot us ― not for 35c an hour. 253 00:15:44,413 --> 00:15:46,652 For 35c an hour, you should be phoning this in. 254 00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:49,652 And I don't mean phoning your superiors to tell them that we're here. 255 00:15:49,653 --> 00:15:52,652 I mean the opposite. You should be asleep. 256 00:15:52,653 --> 00:15:54,653 Or smoking a cigarette. 257 00:15:54,773 --> 00:15:57,892 Not here ― doing an adept, and, may I say, 258 00:15:57,893 --> 00:16:00,053 capable job. 259 00:16:01,253 --> 00:16:05,053 It's not a bad point. It's a good point. 260 00:16:05,693 --> 00:16:07,772 Got any cigarettes? 261 00:16:07,773 --> 00:16:09,773 This guy does. 262 00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,733 - Gentlemen. - You have a good one. 263 00:16:21,333 --> 00:16:23,333 Bye. 264 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:27,413 Can't believe that worked. 265 00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,819 - Bugger. - What? - The herbicide is gone. 266 00:16:36,820 --> 00:16:40,419 - Where's it gone? - OK. Dennis told me the whole evil plan ― what did he say? 267 00:16:40,420 --> 00:16:42,419 - Wait a minute. He told you the whole evil plan? - Yeah. 268 00:16:42,420 --> 00:16:45,979 - When were you gonna tell me? - We were busy. - We were busy playing charades. 269 00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:48,819 We played charades all night long! What did he say? 270 00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:51,299 OK. Think, Michael ― think. 271 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:55,179 We're shipping out 300 tons of herbicide and poisoned livestock food. 272 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:59,139 They're gonna ship 300 tons of herbicide and poisoned livestock feed. 273 00:16:59,140 --> 00:17:02,339 - Where are they shipping it? - They're shipping it to... 274 00:17:02,340 --> 00:17:05,338 To our airstrip, where it will be loaded on 100 planes. 275 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:09,219 ...an airstrip on the mainland, where they're putting it on 100 planes. 276 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,220 - Why? - Because... 277 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,179 On my signal, they'll go and drop it 278 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:17,539 on every farm and vineyard in this piece-of-shit country. 279 00:17:17,540 --> 00:17:21,220 That's why they wanted a list of every farm in New Zealand. They're going after our cows an 280 00:17:21,221 --> 00:17:24,098 - Exactly. - Those animals are the backbone of this country. 281 00:17:24,099 --> 00:17:26,098 - Yeah. - And that's a crucial bone. 282 00:17:26,099 --> 00:17:29,379 The plan is called Exodus, which I thought was a pretty scary name. 283 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:32,699 It's a really scary name. When is this plan happening? 284 00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:36,139 - He said it's happening at― - 1600 hours. 285 00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:39,540 - 1600 hours. - Oh, f― Not this shit again. 286 00:17:39,940 --> 00:17:43,539 - Yeah. - Have you got a watch? - I've got a couple. 287 00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:45,579 - So that's― - I dunno. - 16 minus 12. 288 00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,939 It's happening in... 289 00:17:47,940 --> 00:17:50,940 It's happening in... - It's... six. 290 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,619 What's 2― - 20 minutes. - 20. 291 00:17:53,620 --> 00:17:57,179 20 minutes. - Yeah. - 20 minutes maybe. I don't― 292 00:17:57,180 --> 00:18:00,219 I just... I mean, I genuinely don't know. 293 00:18:00,220 --> 00:18:02,659 Oh! That's maybe whatthat'sfor. 294 00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:06,139 Ooh. Yeah. Yeah, no, I would say definitely. 295 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:08,939 So I guess we gotta stop the boat with the poison from leaving the 296 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:12,780 island and reaching the plains, because otherwise they'll poison all our animals and crops. 297 00:18:12,781 --> 00:18:15,699 - It's pretty confusing, but yeah. - I have a dynamite idea. 298 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,659 - What is it? - There's some― some dynamite over there. 299 00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:22,659 Oh, I see. I thought you were saying, like, you had a really good idea. 300 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,860 Yeah, no, it could be a terrible idea. 301 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,620 You go and find Dennis. 302 00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:33,779 I'll run all the way to the boat and blow it up, before it leaves at 1600 hours. 303 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,699 - That's a good idea. - It's adynamiteidea. 304 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,700 Run fast. 305 00:18:42,020 --> 00:18:44,020 I always do. 306 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,860 OK. What doIdo? 307 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:53,019 On my signal, they'll go and drop it 308 00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:56,739 on every farm and vineyard in this piece-of-shit country. 309 00:18:56,740 --> 00:18:59,859 The signal ― I gotta stop the signal. 310 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:26,420 Freeze. 311 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:30,219 - Youfreeze. - Bugger. 312 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,539 If you move, I'll kill you. 313 00:19:32,540 --> 00:19:35,299 Well, if you move, I'll kill this guy. 314 00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:38,099 That's the guy I killed at dinner last night. 315 00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:40,100 - The kayaker? - Yeah. 316 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:43,979 - You undressed him and put him in a suit? - Yes. 317 00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:47,219 - And you posed him here at the table? - Yep. 318 00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,859 And how long were you hiding over there in the shadows? 319 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:51,939 Oh, 20 minutes. 320 00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,419 - Oh, that's not too bad. - It was fun. 321 00:19:54,420 --> 00:19:57,539 And do you have a real gun, or are you making one with your fingers? 322 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:03,179 - It's real. - Bugger. 323 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:48,379 Captions by Laura Young. 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